- It's any day that ends in "Y"
- Mommy came home from work - in case you didn't hear, she officially fired me as mommy last week
- Her food is too hot - needs to be 30 seconds or less in the microwave if it's being warmed up
- She's NOT going to the hospital; seriously, she has been upset all week that the day hasn't started in a trip to the hospital so she can get some new fun band-aids
- Costco coupons weren't ready to be used yet
- She wanted Pesto Cavtappi from Noodles instead of Pesto that Mommy made and froze ahead of time
- Daddy put chicken in risotto
- Daddy sat in the wrong seat on the couch to read bedtime story
- No one would let her wear the same socks three days in a row without them being washed
- Anyone tried to brush her hair
- She wanted to drink Regular Water out of the fish cup with the blue straw - NOT THE GREEN ONE!
- We were out of ham and she had to make do with turkey
- Her bed isn't entirely covered with stuffed animals to go to sleep with at night
- The design on her pull-up isn't quite what she had in mind
- She was up late partying and we still woke her up at her same wake up in the morning. RUDE!
It's tough being Olivia, I know, please refrain from calling social services on us. We'll try to do better going forward
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